31
Jul
2008
I’m not so alone anymore
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Category: Random
Current Mood:
Crusty
I am not a morning person. This may not come as a surprise to many of you who know me and maybe have witnessed this fact firsthand. Nobody knew this better when I was growing up than my mother. My mother is a morning person. In order to wake me up, she wouldn’t employ anything resembling subtlety, oh no. She’d sing. This song. I take comfort in the fact that this woman’s story is so similar to mine. It sounds like her mom only did it to embarrass her when she had friends over. Mine sang it every morning simply to torment me. However I feel less alone knowing that at least one other person went through what I did at least once or twice.
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Thursday, 31. July 2008
This one time I farted but I really pooped.
Friday, 1. August 2008
Wow, something to torture Christopher with. He’s gonna hate you now.
Friday, 1. August 2008
I already make him cry, so…
Friday, 1. August 2008
She sings it wrong! =0( Come to think of it, your mom probably sang it wrong too… (tee-hee)
JESUS IS MY FRIEND, JESUS IS MY FRIEND, JESUS IS MY FRIEND AND I’M SO GLAD WE’RE FRIENDS!!!!
Friday, 1. August 2008
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Friday, 1. August 2008
http://www.poopreport.com/Techniques/hide_a_shart.html