29
Aug
2008
Things you learn
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Category: Random
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Heysailor
Things you learn in a bar:
Sodium Chloride (which is basically just baking soda water) is a cure for cancer but the drug companies won’t use it because they don’t want to cure you. There’s no money in curing, only treating symptoms. This is why you should go to Mexico if you have AIDS, they have a cure down there.
Things you learn in Playland:
Today a kid asked Kristie if Barney the dinosaur had a penis. No word yet on what she told him.
