Current Mood:

Excite Bike

That I’m a dad?

You may have been wondering why I haven’t been online much for a while.  By “you” I really don’t mean anyone because only Gar has me as a contact and I don’t think he really pays that much attention.  So maybe you haven’t been wondering, but it’s because I’ve been home taking care of my new baby boy!  Sleep is a thing of the past as is time on the computer.

Brennen was born eight weeks ago on February 23rd.  Seven pounds, seven ounces and 20 inches long.  I’m pretty sure that he’s the greatest thing since sliced bread.

And yes, he’s gifted:  he can easily out poop a child twice his age.

Current Mood:

Caterpillar Nipples

I’ve had these pictures sitting around for a while, so I thought I’d share them.

So, there’s a few things weird with this. First, is that the “Ten different voice modifiers!!” is really just 5 switches that can be set to either on or off. But the real problem is with the claim of “Thousands of combinations”. By my count, there are only 32 combinations. Maybe they are including all the different sounds you can make with your own voice.

I don’t even know where to start on this one. Just look at it!