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01 Nov 2008 Eye 0wn j00!
 |  Category: Random  | One Comment

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Consolation prize

The Internet needs another link to this photo.

15 Jul 2008 Prostate Cancer Drug Can Prevent Bone Loss
 |  Category: Links et cetera, Random  | 4 Comments

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1337

This one is for Kramer.

http://www.eontarionow.com/health/2008/07/14/prostate-cancer-drug-can-prevent-bone-loss/

25 Jun 2008 Humping USB Dog
 |  Category: Random  | 3 Comments

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Excite Bike

Yup.

Humping USB Dog

23 Jun 2008 Airplane Etiquette
 |  Category: Random  | 2 Comments

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Perturbed

Having a 6.5 hour commute to work sucks. Today it was awful. These are some of the reasons why I wanted to kill Mr. asshat this morning on the flight over to Seattle.

1. Not sharing the armrest. Give me 1/2 bitch!

2. Being upset if our arms happen to touch. Don’t get all defensive if I try and shove your arm onto your 1/2 of the armrest. it’s my right. Go away. I know, I know, you probably know kung-foo, I don’t care. They should not let you carry that onto a plane. You are probably a terrorist.

3. Talking to me if I’m reading, listening to my iPod, sleeping or doing none of the above. Piss-off. I don’t want to talk to  you. I don’t want you to know all about me and I don’t care about you going to see your parents in China.

4. Being on your cell phone in the plane after landing / Having a ring-tone “(turn that shit off, I don’t care that you like AC/DC or Britney Spears).

5. Asking me to get up so you can go to the bathroom on a 45 minute flight. I’m in the isle seat, climb over. (but don’t touch my armrest)

17 Jun 2008 f1rst p0st
 |  Category: Random  | 3 Comments

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3 Fingers

Welcome to the new (slightly improved) Sysadminco. Each of you will be subject to a random cavity search before reading each of my posts. Enjoy.

My First Cavity Search