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With the unexpected and tragic loss of Michael Jackson, I thought the least I could do is think up a Top Ten dedicated to his legacy. So here is Kristie’s Top Ten favorite Michael Jackson related things.
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While coloring with some kids at work, the following conversation ensued:

Boy (age 4): Do you know what I want to be when I get bigger?
Me: What?
Boy: I want to be a doctor in a hospital when I grow up.
Me: That’s a good job to have.
Girl (age 3): I want to be a doctor too!
Boy: Well, I guess I can be something else.
Me: Wait a minute, you can BOTH be doctors. There are a lot of doctors that work at a hospital. There are all different types of doctors too. There are some that help with your eyes, and nose and even doctors that know about feet.
Boy: Yeah, and there are doctors that help with your balls…
Me: What?!
Boy: Well… I went to the doctor and he put the warm glue on my balls because I rode my bike too long.
Me: Oh, well, good thing he was there to help…
Boy: Yeah.

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For Kramer’s birthday I got him the first season of The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air. It got me thinking of how original the theme song was/is and how (in my opinion) it has got to be one of the best. Then that got me thinking of other sitcom theme songs and I realized that most of them are pretty bad. That lead to me creating a (you guessed it) Top Ten of the worst T.V. theme songs. So here goes!

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