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Condoleeza Rice

Fritzy calls this divorce mode

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Your Mom

For the longest time I could have sworn I remembered our middle school chemistry teacher showing us how flour was explosive, all  you needed was to blow a cloud of it near a flame and WOOSH.  Of course my memory doesn’t work so good so I didn’t know if I’d imagined it, but I was pretty sure it happend.

Turns out it did.  Dust is scary.

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Night Ranger

If you need a book about how to twitter in order for you to know how to use twitter you should get off the internet and throw your computer into the sea or something.

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Your Mom

Turns out the new Transformers movie is the Greatest Film Ever

Maybe I have to rethink my whole stance on Michael Bay.

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Caterpillar Nipples

Here’s everything you didn’t know you wish you didn’t know about Twilight.  I’m glad someone else went through having to read all that crap to write this article for me to read.

http://www.cracked.com/funny-36-twilight/